Walker

You've seen him before. You know who he is and whether you call him Cordell Walker, or that guy that just kills people in MIA and Delta Force, or maybe that guy that sells the Total Gym, you still know that he'd kick your trash in an alley or a rooftop, a closet or a stadium.
Jesica recently found a book with items published from Chuck Norris Facts.com. Amazing and he's from Oklahoma! Here are some of the entries in no particular order:

1. Chuck Norris created the hole in the ozone layer "to get a better look at the sun."
2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
3. Chuck Norris is suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
4. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
5. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
6. Chuck Norris's hand is the only hand that can beat a royal flush.
7. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
8. Chuck Norris's family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong.
9. When Chuck Norris claps, the lights always turn on...even if he doesn't have a clapper.
10. When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
11. Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books. The words assemble themselves out of fear.
12. Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his rage.
13. Chuck Norris has to use a stunt double for only one kind of scene - a crying scene.
14. Chuck Norris doesn't have blood. He is filled with magma.
15. When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
16. Chuck Norris once rode a nine-foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash instead of taking a shower.
17. Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
18. Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
19. Chuck Norris destroyed the Periodic Table because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
20. When Chuck Norris does division there are no remainders.
21. Chuck Norris is the only person in the world who can actually email a roundhouse kick to your face.
22. Chuck Norris played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun...and won.
23. Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of them is Earth.
24. Chuck Norris' house has no doors - only walls that he walks through.
25. It is believed dinosaurs are extinct because of a giant meteor. This is true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
By the way, if you stare at this picture of Chuck for extended periods of time without proper eye protection it will cause blindness and possibly foot-size bruises on your face, though you can click it for his personal website that he personally welcomes you to.